My besties. What a motley crew we are but we do love our beer. Can I get a B! Can I get an E! Can I get an E! Can I get an E! Wait.. where was I? Oh yea, drunk.
Pete’s Dueling Piano Bar - where good girls go to lose their morals.
Have you ever wondered what girls do on those “girls nights out”? Well, they take pictures of their tits. OF COURSE. (I’m the retard in the middle.)
Myxer - Make your own ringtones and more!
Last friday I acquired a new iPhone (which I adore with an indulgent lustiness!). As always it takes a few days to figure out a new piece of technology. I like to think I’m tech savvy but I definitely have a learning curve.
Anyway - the ringtones on the iPhone are pitiful at best and I’ve found myxer to be a great tool for jazzing things up. Thought you might like to know. Cause I’m nice and helpful like that.
Ha.
Driving to school
- Clayton: Did you know that it's easier to destroy something than it is is to build it.
- Me: What do you mean sweetie?
- Clayton: Like legos. You can take a long time to build a ship and take it apart in 10 seconds.
- Me: True. Most things in life take a long time to build up. Like dinner - I could cook for an hour and we can eat it all up in 15 minutes.
- Clayton: Well - because we're hungry.
- Me: It was easier to destroy that dinner than it was to build it huh?
- Clayton: I bet it's gonna be like that when I get a girlfriend. I'm gonna be mean and she'll run away after all that work making her like me.
- Me: (Laughing.) Yep, EXACTLY like that.
What's making me laugh.
Q. How do you get a tissue to dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it!
Grrrrrr!!! I would strangle someone… but they are NOT worth the jail sentence. but almost…
A little video of my wonderful, intelligent, responsible RIDICULOUS daughter. and yes, I do have a twisted sense of humor. sue me.
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